The daily dialog - Pay up!

Deerhound to owner: So...you know it will take lots of pancakes AND cheese to make up for what you did!
Owner to deerhound: What? What have I done?
Deerhound to owner: The puppy, woman! The PUPPY!!
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean, "the puppy"?
Deerhound to owner: You brought that little beast to this house! Now you pay!
Owner to deerhound: Oh...I thought you would be happy with a new playmate! Are you not?
Deerhound to owner: No! I´m not amused! Not a bit! She sleeps in my beds...all of them! She pees on the floor, bites my mustache and even tried to play with my balls! YES! My BALLS!!! I´m trying to be that noble gentlehound we decries are known to be...but she makes it sooo hard! So now, PAY UP, WOMAN!
Owner to deerhound: Allright, I´ll make a deal with you. IF you continue to be that nice, sweet big brother you have been until now, I´ll make you pancakes twice a week..AND sprinkle cheese on your dinner. Deal?
Deerhound to owner: Make that three times a week and cheese on breakfast too *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: Don`t push it mister!
Deerhound to owner: Ok! OK! Deal! 


Deerhound: *mumbles* So easily fooled..hahahaha

Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: Nothing...nothing at all *big grin*
Owner: !!!

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Deerhound to owner: You´re sad, again!
Owner to deerhound: What? Why do you think I´m sad?
Deerhound to owner: You often get water in your eyes, you don´t smile and laugh as much as you used to. I can tell!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, sweetie, I am sad...
Deerhound to owner: I miss her too, you know!
Owner to deerhound: I know, my dear boy...I know!
Deerhound to owner: Life is so unfair....but you know, I´m so happy she came to us, and I know she was happy too. At least we gave her a wonderful year with lots of fun and love!
Owner to deerhound: *sobbing* 
Deerhound to owner: It´s okay to be sad, but it´s also okay to be happy again! Do you really think she would want you to be so unhappy?
Owner to deerhound: Where does all your wisdom come from?
Deerhound to owner: We deerhounds are the wisest of the wise! And right now it´s wise to be happy and make some pancakes! It´ll make us feel much better!
Owner to deerhound: You know...I think you´re right for once...
Deerhound to owner: Always, my dear! We deerhounds are always right about happiness and pancakes!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Alright, who just took my cheese sandwich?
Deerhound to owner: What? Did someone steal your deliciouse cheese sandwich?
Owner to deerhound: Yes! It was you! Wasn`t it?
Deerhound to owner: Are you accusing me? ME? That is outrageous! I tell you..it was the fat cat!
Owner to deerhound: You have crumbles in your mustache!
Deerhound to owner: I just cleaned up after the fat one! *big grin*  Tell me; why do you think he has gotten that fat? It`s because he steals everyones food! My, food! Serengeti`s food! The other cat`s food, your food! So now you go and punish him! Bad kitty! BAD!
Owner to deerhound: Oh my...I didn`t know!

Deerhound to Borzoi: Hirr hirr, she believes anything! And you will keep your mouth shut, right!

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Deerhound to owner: I bet I could make your cheese sandwich disappear from your plate without you seeing how it happens!
Owner to deerhound: Nice try, You`ll just tell me to close my eyes and then eat it! You did that last time I took on your bet.
Deerhound to owner: No, this is really a good trick, I promise!
Owner to deerhound: Alright! You`re on!
Deerhound to owner: Good! Then just place this box over the sandwich. Now, do you see the sandwich?
Owner to deerhound: No, it`s under the box, silly!
Deerhound to owner: No, it`s not! It has vanished!
Owner to deerhound: *removing the box* Ha-ha, it`s still there! You lost the bet.
Deerhound to owner: *quickly snatching the sandwich and eating it* Yeah, lost the bet, won a sandwich. It`s fine by me!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for our kickbike ride!
Deerhound to owner: What? No! It`s raining outside.
Owner to deerhound: No, it`s not raining anymore, come on!
Deerhound to owner: It´s wet on the ground and my paws will get dirty.
Owner to deerhound: Since when did you start worrying about dirty paws?
Deerhound to owner: Since you put me in the tub to clean me after the yesterdays kickbike ride.
Owner to deerhound: We´ll have pancakes for dinner.......
Deerhound to owner: Nice try! No thanks, I´ll settle for the usual boring pellets. *sighs*
Owner to deerhound: ...with cheese....
Deerhound to owner: You evil, EVIL woman! I´m ready, let´s go now!

Owner to herself: I win!
Deerhound to himself: I let her think she won! *big grin*

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Deerhound to owner: Do we really have to go out? I mean...all this snow is killing me
Owner to deerhound: Don´t be such a drama queen! It´s good for you! Makes you healthy and strong
Deerhound to owner: I´m already healthy and strong, but you´re not!
Why do you use me as an excuse for your need of exercise?
Owner to deerhound: Now step into your harness and at least pretend you love it. We are going skiing.
Deerhound to owner: Why do you never listen to me?
Owner to deerhound: If I listen to you now...there will be no pancakes for dinner!
Deerhound to owner: I´m ready to go, are you coming? See how happy and excited I am  *bouncing*
Owner to deerhound: Goooood boooy!

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Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for a good run!
Deerhound to owner: No!
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: You heard me...NO!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, and I say it again...WHAT? Are you sick? Not feeling well? What is it?
Deerhound to owner: It´s raining
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: I´ll get wet!
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: Maybe I´ll shrink!
Owner to deerhound: Oh my goodness! No, you wont shrink, silly!
Deerhound to owner: Are you sure about that? 
Owner to deerhound: Yes! 100% sure!
Deerhound to owner: Well, I´m not taking any chances! I´ll stay right here!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Everytime I make your meals, I find you staring at me...Why?
Deerhound to owner: To make sure that you put the same amount of food in the bowls! Wouldn`t be happy if she happened to get more than me!
Owner to deerhound: Are you afraid you´re not getting enough to eat?
You´re not exactly skinny you know!
Deerhound to owner: Are you calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: No, just saying you don´t have to worry about the food!
Deerhound to owner: Oh..I´m not...just making sure you..Are you SURE you´re not calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: Stop being a drama queen and go eat your dinner!
Deerhound to owner: Let me check out these bowls first!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Deerhound to owner: What do you mean «there`s no room for me on the couch”?
Owner to deerhound: Don`t you see that I am laying on it?
Deerhound to owner: Of course I do, I`m not blind you know, I just don`t see the connection, so just move over a bit
Owner to deerhound: I`m telling you there`s no room for you!
……No! Njet! Nein! Nei! Get off!.....
Deerhound to owner: See, I knew there would be room for both of us
Owner to deerhound: I can`t breath…..ouff
Deerhound to owner: Shhh…the movie is starting



 

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Deerhound to owner: I don't get it!

Owner to deerhound: Get what?

Deerhound to owner: There are so many sweet adorable puppy dogs out there...

Owner to deerhound: Yes...?

Deerhound to owner: Like deerie puppies and others..

Owner to deerhound: What's your point?

Deerhound to owner: What on earth makes people buy chihuahuas?

Owner to deerhound: !

Deerhound to owner: I mean..they're like..barking rats..

Owner to deerhound: !!!!
Deerhound to owner: Not that there is anything wrong with rats...just don´t want them to bark

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Deerhound to owner: No, I want to follow these tracks! They smell like a big bad wolf, and I want to know what he´s doing on my turf!
Owner to deerhound: That is your tracks, silly!
Deerhound to owner: What? Are you sure? I´m not so sure about that.
What if there is a big, ugly, scary wolf trying to sneak in here? I don´t like this one bit!
Owner to deerhound: I´m telling you, these are your own tracks! There is no wolves around for miles. Now, please come inside. It`s late, and I want to go to bed.
Deerhound to owner: I will investigate this tomorrow then...Are you sure these tracks doesn´t belong to a wolf? A werewolf maybe?
Owner to deerhound: Yes, Ludvig...I am absolutely 100% sure. Now get in!
Deerhound to owner: Right, right...but it´s best to be aware you know.

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Deerhound to owner: Hey, there is someone at the door!
Owner to deerhound: Shhhh! It`s in the middle of the night. There is nobody there, go back to bed.
Deerhound to owner: I tell you, there IS someone at the door!......I`m scared…
Owner to deerhound: Alright, alright, I`ll check…
Deerhound to owner: Be careful…maybe it`s a monster…I hate monsters!
Owner to deerhound: See…nobody here…*opens the door*
Deerhound to owner: Hmmm...right!.....Can I sleep with you guys?
Owner to deerhound: Ok, but just for tonight…and no kicking me out of bed!
Deerhound to owner: Don`t you dare telling anybody about this!
Owner to deerhound: Sure! And you will do anything I say from now on?
Deerhound to owner: That is unfair!
Owner to deerhound: *big grin*

 

 

 

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Deerhound to owner: Why don´t you get a new kitty cat?
Owner to deerhound: Nooo....why do you ask? Do you think I should?
Deerhound to owner: Yes! I can hear you cry almost night...I know it´s because she´s gone, cause you didn´t cry when she was still around
Owner to deerhound: There can never be a new Ms.Sourpuss!
Deerhound to owner: I know! But you really should consider it...having a new kitty cat! it hink it would be good for you!
Owner to deerhound: You are starting to freak me out here! How come you know about these tings? 
Deerhound to owner: I read you...you say everything with your body
Owner to deerhound: You never stop amazing me!
Deerhound to owner: That is one of the things we deeries do best!
Amaze people! 
Owner to deerhound:!

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Owner to deerhound: What is this?
Deerhound to owner: It attacked me!
Owner to deerhound: The skin of a dead sheep attacked you?
Deerhound to owner: Yes, it had stalked me for weeks
Owner to deerhound: It stalked you? The sheepskin stalked you? It´s dead, silly!
Deerhound to owner: Well yes, now it is!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Could you please stop your nightly serenades? I have to sleep
Deerhound to owner: Sure! Just let me have a few minutes with my girl *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: No!
Deerhound to owner: Then my singing can`t be that bad
Owner to deerhound: But it is!
Deerhound to owner: Surely not bad enough!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Deerhound to owner: *sigh*
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: *SIGH*
Owner to deerhound: Oh, come on! Don`t look at me that way
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault, you know
Owner to deerhound: What? 
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault I´m suffering
Owner to deerhound: Alright, it´s my fault. Happy now?
Deerhound to owner: Happy? I can never be happy again
Owner to deerhound: Sure you will...in a couple of weeks you will not remember this
Deerhound to owner: You have clearly never been in love! 
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Hey, what´s with the grumpy face?
Deerhound to owner: I saw you!
Owner to deerhound: ???
Deerhound to owner: I saw you put cheese in her breakfast! How com I didn´t get any?
Owner to deerhound: Oh you silly dog, if you took your time and enjoyed your meals, you might discover the cheese I put in!
Deerhound to owner: What? You had cheese in my breakfast and didn´t tell me? Aaargh...
Owner to deerhound: Why make som much fuzz? You got your cheese, now be happy!
Deerhound to owner: But I didn´t get to taste it...because you didn´t tell me about it. So, I think you have to give me ekstra cheese right now
Owner to deerhound: !!

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Deerhound to owner: You really thought Serengeti was going to beat me, didn`t you?
Owner to deerhound: Yes, I did. I thought she would be a lot faster than you
Deerhound to owner: I really surprised you, right?
Owner to deerhound: Yes you did
Deerhound to owner: Yep, that`s what we deeries do...we take you by surprise! *big grin*

Lure Coursing

Sunday was a wonderful day, we went Lure Coursing.

We`re ready...

 

Ì`m going to get that rabbit...

 

Going in for the kill...

 

Serengeti looking great..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Deerhound to owner:  No, I don`t want to go!
Owner to deerhound: Why?
Deerhound to owner: The others will laugh at me….Serengeti is already cracking up!
Owner to deerhound: No, that is just your imagination, she`s not laughing
Deerhound to owner: Well, it`s actually not accepted by the guys to smell like a blueberry muffin, when you are a big strong macho deerhound!
Owner to deerhound: When did you become macho, sweetie?
Deerhound to owner: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Owner to deerhound: I get it! No more blueberry muffin shampoo for you