The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: What is this?
Deerhound to owner: It attacked me!
Owner to deerhound: The skin of a dead sheep attacked you?
Deerhound to owner: Yes, it had stalked me for weeks
Owner to deerhound: It stalked you? The sheepskin stalked you? It´s dead, silly!
Deerhound to owner: Well yes, now it is!
Owner to deerhound: !