The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for our kickbike ride!
Deerhound to owner: What? No! It`s raining outside.
Owner to deerhound: No, it`s not raining anymore, come on!
Deerhound to owner: It´s wet on the ground and my paws will get dirty.
Owner to deerhound: Since when did you start worrying about dirty paws?
Deerhound to owner: Since you put me in the tub to clean me after the yesterdays kickbike ride.
Owner to deerhound: We´ll have pancakes for dinner.......
Deerhound to owner: Nice try! No thanks, I´ll settle for the usual boring pellets. *sighs*
Owner to deerhound: ...with cheese....
Deerhound to owner: You evil, EVIL woman! I´m ready, let´s go now!

Owner to herself: I win!
Deerhound to himself: I let her think she won! *big grin*

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Do we really have to go out? I mean...all this snow is killing me
Owner to deerhound: Don´t be such a drama queen! It´s good for you! Makes you healthy and strong
Deerhound to owner: I´m already healthy and strong, but you´re not!
Why do you use me as an excuse for your need of exercise?
Owner to deerhound: Now step into your harness and at least pretend you love it. We are going skiing.
Deerhound to owner: Why do you never listen to me?
Owner to deerhound: If I listen to you now...there will be no pancakes for dinner!
Deerhound to owner: I´m ready to go, are you coming? See how happy and excited I am  *bouncing*
Owner to deerhound: Goooood boooy!