tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47577921416750145512024-03-05T13:57:57.105-08:00The Deerhound DiaryAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-19878933269211937792017-09-27T12:52:00.001-07:002017-09-27T12:56:51.213-07:00The daily dialog - Pay up!<span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> So...you know it will take lots of pancakes AND cheese to make up for what you did!</span><br />
<span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> What? What have I done?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner:</b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;"> The puppy, woman! The PUPPY!!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">What do you mean, "the puppy"?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">You brought that little beast to this house! Now you pay!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Oh...I thought you would be happy with a new playmate! Are you not?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">No! I´m not amused! Not a bit! She sleeps in my beds...all of them! She pees on the floor, bites my </span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-small;">mustache and even tried to play with my balls! YES! My BALLS!!! I´m trying to be that noble gentlehound we decries are known to be...but she makes it sooo hard! So now, PAY UP, WOMAN!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Allright, I´ll make a deal with you. IF you continue to be that nice, sweet big brother you have been until now, I´ll make you pancakes twice a week..AND sprinkle cheese on your dinner. Deal?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Make that three times a week and </span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-small;">cheese on breakfast too *big grin*</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Don`t push it mister!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Ok! OK! Deal! </span><br />
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<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">*mumbles* So easily fooled..hahahaha</span><br />
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<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">What?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: 13px;">Nothing...nothing at all *big grin*</span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> You´re sad, again!</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> What? Why do you think I´m sad?</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> You often get water in your eyes, you don´t smile and laugh as much as you used to. I can tell!</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Yes, sweetie, I am sad...</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> I miss her too, you know!</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> I know, my dear boy...I know!</span><br style="color: #444444; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Life is so unfair....but you know, I´m so happy she came to us, and I know she was happy too. At least we gave her a wonderful year with lots of fun and love!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">*sobbing* </span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">It´s okay to be sad, but it´s also okay to be happy again! Do you really think she would want you to be so unhappy?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Where does all your wisdom come from?</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">We deerhounds are the wisest of the wise! And right now it´s wise to be happy and make some pancakes! It´ll make us feel much better!</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Owner to deerhound: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">You know...I think you´re right for once...</span><br />
<b style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Deerhound to owner: </b><span style="color: #444444; font-family: 'courier new', courier, monospace; font-size: 13px;">Always, my dear! We deerhounds are always right about happiness and pancakes!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> *Blows air through mustache*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> What`s the matter?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> I`m bored....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Go play with your toys or something</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> I want you to play with me!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> No! I`m busy right now</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> *Blows air through mustache*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Really! I`m working, you have to wait!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> *Blows air through mustache*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> What??? Stop staring at me and keep quiet!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> *Blows air through mustache*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Ok! You are really bothering me right now! Please give me 5 minutes?</span><span style="font-family: "courier new";"><br /></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Right, 5 minutes!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> I`m ready, come on, let`s play!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Shhhh! I`m sleeping....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "courier new";"><strong>Owner to deerhound: !!!!</strong></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-44960729637148018272015-05-25T04:33:00.000-07:002015-05-25T04:34:45.466-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> So, you managed to sneak in another deerie into this family!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> What do you mean "sneak"?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Sneak! Like in snook in...behind our backs!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Oh, come on! I didn´t sneak her in....you were right here when she came!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Yeah, but you said just for a few weeks....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Well....that was the intention...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> ....and now she`s eating our food, sleeps in our beds and gets all our cuddles!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Not all your cuddles! You still get the same amount of ear rubs and belly scratches! Are you saying you don´t want her here??</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> NO! Don´t you dare send her away! The food has never been better, the walks is always an adventure, and I get to lie in her bed...wich is far softer than mine!..And she is really a sweetheart! *blush*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Then what is your problem?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> *sigh* Do you love her more than me?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> Oh, is that what´s bothering you? No! Of course not! You are my very special boy, sweetie! I love you more than anything!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> Then how about some more pancakes? Just to show me how much you love me! *big grin*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Owner to deerhound:</b> How about you take a bath first?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><b>Deerhound to owner:</b> How about I just go lie down for a while! I´m really not that hugry!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-61435935512117628972014-11-27T10:24:00.001-08:002014-11-27T10:24:20.920-08:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Alright, who just took my cheese sandwich?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: What? Did someone steal your deliciouse cheese sandwich?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Yes! It was you! Wasn`t it?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: Are you accusing me? ME? That is outrageous! I tell you..it was the fat cat!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: You have crumbles in your mustache!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: I just cleaned up after the fat one! *big grin* Tell me; why do you think he has gotten that fat? It`s because he steals everyones food! My, food! Serengeti`s food! The other cat`s food, your food! So now you go and punish him! Bad kitty! BAD!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Oh my...I didn`t know!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to Borzoi</strong>: Hirr hirr, she believes anything! And you will keep your mouth shut, right!</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-27785829556592297672014-09-10T03:40:00.001-07:002014-11-27T10:32:37.458-08:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: I didn´t actually mean for you to take it seriously when I said you should get a new cat, you know!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Oh? But you were quite convincing....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: I know! But I hated to see you so sad...and besides that´s what deeries do best....convince owners *big grin*</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Well, it worked...now you´ve got two new friends to play with!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: TWO little balls of claws, teeth and fur, you mean! .....I´m not happy!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Owner to deerhound</strong>: Then be more careful the next time you convince me to get something!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><strong>Deerhound to owner</strong>: How about gettin´us som cheese pancakes?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Nice try!</span></div>
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to owner: I bet I could make your cheese sandwich disappear from your plate without
you seeing how it happens!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Nice try, You`ll just tell me to close my eyes and then eat it! You
did that last time I took on your bet.</span><br />
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to owner: No, this is really a good trick, I promise!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Alright! You`re on!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Deerhound
to owner: Good! Then just place this box over the sandwich. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Now, do you
see the sandwich?</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: No, it`s under the box, silly!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Deerhound
to owner: No, it`s not! It has vanished!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to deerhound:
*removing the box* Ha-ha, it`s still there! You lost the bet.</span><br />
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to owner: *quickly snatching the sandwich and eating it* Yeah, lost the bet,
won a sandwich. It`s fine by me! </span><br />
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</span><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-41314550972170561342014-05-10T04:06:00.000-07:002014-05-10T04:06:18.933-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for our kickbike ride!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What? No! It`s raining outside.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: No, it`s not raining anymore, come on!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: It´s wet on the ground and my paws will get dirty.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Since when did you start worrying about dirty paws?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Since you put me in the tub to clean me after the yesterdays kickbike ride.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: We´ll have pancakes for dinner.......</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Nice try! No thanks, I´ll settle for the usual boring pellets. *sighs*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: ...with cheese....</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: You evil, EVIL woman! I´m ready, let´s go now!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to herself: I win!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to himself: I let her think she won! *big grin*</span><br />
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then giving her only two of them!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Owner to deerhound: Can you count too? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New;">Deerhound to owner: Of course! Who do you think taught her? *grin*</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-30806906260562928272014-03-05T16:31:00.001-08:002014-05-09T10:34:50.526-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I'm bored. Play with me!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What do you want to play?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Knock knock...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Who is there?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Justate</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Justate who?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Justate your sandwich....bye!</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-27834786548217123072014-02-21T01:09:00.001-08:002014-02-21T01:09:34.347-08:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Do we really have to go out? I mean...all this snow is killing me</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Don´t be such a drama queen! It´s good for you! Makes you healthy and strong</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I´m already healthy and strong, but you´re not!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Why do you use me as an excuse for your need of exercise?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Now step into your harness and at least pretend you love it. We are going skiing.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Why do you never listen to me?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: If I listen to you now...there will be no pancakes for dinner!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I´m ready to go, are you coming? See how happy and excited I am *bouncing*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Goooood boooy!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: I´m cutting up an onion</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Is that sad?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: No, sweetie! It´s not sad! It´s for dinner</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I don´t get it! You are crying but it´s not sad and it´s for dinner? You crazy woman! I´ll have to think about this for a while</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: I love you to sweetie *kisses*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: How much do you love me?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: I love you most!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Sorry about your lunch</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What lunch?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: The one you no longer can have *big grin*</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: WHAT have you done?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I accidently ate it...BYE..</span><br />
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Wake up! </span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Uhm..no...sleep....zzzz</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: You´re not a very good guard human!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: There are strange noises coming from downstairs...please go and check it out!?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: While you´re downstairs...please bring me some cheese..will you?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Well? </span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Well what?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What was the noise? And where is my cheese? *big grin*</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: First of all...the noise you thought was so scary that you had to wake me up and make me go downstairs, was you swedish blonde girlfriend snoring like a drunken lumberjack....second..I ate the cheese! Good night!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Nothing! Good night!</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-69876758112308876342013-11-17T00:01:00.001-08:002013-11-17T00:04:15.122-08:00The daily dialog<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Still tired after yesterday?</span><br />
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Yes, so many dogs, too much noise, too many people! What on earth was all that about?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: That was a dog show? Didn´t see a single show dog...where were they?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Remember when we ran a couple of rounds on the floor, and then a nice lady came over for a chat and she wantet to see your teeth?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: She was a jugde and you were showing yourself at your best</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Really? I thougt show dogs had to wear costumes and put on a big show and do stupid tricks and so...</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What did she say then? I was the best right? You always say I am the best dog ever....</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Ooooh nice, keep it coming!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: .....and that your front and top line was excellent too....</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Yes, yes.....tell me more about myself *big grin*</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: ...you had perfect rose ears with nice mouse fur, and a nice rough coat...</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Was that why you were pulling hairs from my ears the day before? It really was annoying you know..</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Yes, that´s right...sorry if I hurt you, but you looked like a wild scruffy forrest beast and I had to do it.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I´m over it...tell me more! What more did she say?</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: She said that with some training of your hind legs, you will get a nicer trot, and you will be able to stand correctly....so you didn´t win this time.</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What? That is not possible...I´m the best! You said so!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: And you are! You are the best dog ever..for me! Come here...I´ll give you a nice ear rub</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Yeah! Can we have pancakes for dinner? Can we? Pleeeaaaseee? *big grin*</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Sure! </span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-73852135508277237672013-11-14T09:57:00.001-08:002013-11-14T09:59:36.339-08:00The daily dialog<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What´s this white fluffy stuff i your fur?</span><br />
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: No! I asked you a question...you´d better answer it!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What? The pillow? You´ve got to be kidding!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Then you should have killed the spider...not the pillow!</span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: But it was hiding out in the pillow.. So you see, I had to take them both down</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-84918165190154533762013-11-07T09:36:00.000-08:002013-11-14T09:43:07.757-08:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What actually happened when I got home from work today?</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Don´t want to talk about it!</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Why? Please tell me!</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Oh..alright, I fell down the stairs...*mumbles*</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: You fell down the stairs?</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Shhhh...keep your voice down! Don´t want the blonde to know!</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Why?</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Why what? </span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Why did you fall down the stairs?</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Well...I was so happy you came home so my body just wiggled it`s way down...couldn´t help it. I had no control *whispers*</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Aaaaaaaw you sweet, wonderful boy! </span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: That qualifies for pancakes, right?</span><br>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: How many would you like, sweetheart?</span><br>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: You do realize that you`re not exactly a small dog?</span></span><br />
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to owner: What? </span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: I mean, you do know that you weigh almost 110 lbs.?</span></span><br />
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to owner: Oh, man! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Are you calling me
fat, again?</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: No, no, no! I was just wondering if you actually think you are a
size small, since you always try to sit on my lap</span></span><br />
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to owner: No, it`s just that you are so soft and cuddly *big grin*</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: What? Are you calling me fat now?</span></span><br />
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to owner: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>*whistle*</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-65860106904756851232013-10-22T08:43:00.000-07:002013-10-22T08:43:09.659-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for a good run!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: No!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: You heard me...NO!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Yes, and I say it again...WHAT? Are you sick? Not feeling well? What is it?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: It´s raining</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: ?....and?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I´ll get wet!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: ?....and?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Maybe I´ll shrink!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Oh my goodness! No, you wont shrink, silly!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Are you sure about that? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Yes! 100% sure!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Well, I´m not taking any chances! I´ll stay right here!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><br /></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-32822830722054141952013-10-21T13:21:00.001-07:002013-10-21T13:24:14.936-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Everytime I make your meals, I find you staring at me...Why?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: To make sure that you put the same amount of food in the bowls! Wouldn`t be happy if she happened to get more than me!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Are you afraid you´re not getting enough to eat?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">You´re not exactly skinny you know!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Are you calling me fat?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: No, just saying you don´t have to worry about the food!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Oh..I´m not...just making sure you..Are you SURE you´re not calling me fat?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Stop being a drama queen and go eat your dinner!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Let me check out these bowls first!</span><br />
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to owner: What do you mean «there`s no room for me on the couch”?</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: Don`t you see that I am laying on it?</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound
to owner: Of course I do, I`m not blind you know, I just don`t see the
connection, so just move over a bit </span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: I`m telling you there`s no room for you!</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">……No! Njet! Nein! Nei! Get off!.....</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound
to owner: See, I knew there would be room for both of us</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Owner to
deerhound: I can`t breath…..ouff</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Deerhound
to owner: Shhh…the movie is starting</span></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-79077434367404913012013-10-09T06:50:00.001-07:002013-10-11T14:51:57.148-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I don't get it!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: There are so many sweet adorable puppy dogs out there...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Yes...?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Like deerie puppies and others..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: What's your point?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What on earth makes people buy chihuahuas?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I mean..they're like..barking rats..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Not that there is anything wrong with rats...just don´t want them to bark</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-79388435875075569242013-10-05T11:46:00.001-07:002013-10-05T11:49:48.067-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Your breath stinks</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: No kidding! Your breath wouldn´t smell any better if you had to eat DOG food! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Stop blaming the food and let me brush your teeth.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I´m a dog! Dogs don´t brush!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Happy you said so yourself...you´re a DOG...dogs eat dog food!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Feed me pancakes, woman!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: !</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Right, right...I think you forgot to brush on the left side *opens mouth*</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><br /></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02971598090784283934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4757792141675014551.post-15068099628449720432013-09-29T03:14:00.001-07:002013-09-29T03:14:11.340-07:00The daily dialog<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: No, I want to follow these tracks! They smell like a big bad wolf, and I want to know what he´s doing on my turf!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: That is your tracks, silly!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: What? Are you sure? I´m not so sure about that.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">What if there is a big, ugly, scary wolf trying to sneak in here? I don´t like this one bit!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: I´m telling you, these are your own tracks! There is no wolves around for miles. Now, please come inside. It`s late, and I want to go to bed.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: I will investigate this tomorrow then...Are you sure these tracks doesn´t belong to a wolf? A werewolf maybe?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Owner to deerhound: Yes, Ludvig...I am absolutely 100% sure. Now get in!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Deerhound to owner: Right, right...but it´s best to be aware you know.</span><br />
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to owner: Hey, there is someone at the door!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Shhhh! It`s in the middle of the night. There is nobody there, go
back to bed.</span><br />
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to owner: I tell you, there IS someone at the door!......I`m scared…</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Alright, alright, I`ll check…</span><br />
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to owner: Be careful…maybe it`s a monster…I hate monsters!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: See…nobody here…*opens the door*</span><br />
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to owner: Hmmm...right!.....Can I sleep with you guys?</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Ok, but just for tonight…and no kicking me out of bed!</span><br />
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to owner: Don`t you dare telling anybody about this!</span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Owner to
deerhound: Sure! And you will do anything I say from now on?</span><br />
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to owner: That is unfair!</span></span><br />
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