The daily dialog - Pay up!

Deerhound to owner: So...you know it will take lots of pancakes AND cheese to make up for what you did!
Owner to deerhound: What? What have I done?
Deerhound to owner: The puppy, woman! The PUPPY!!
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean, "the puppy"?
Deerhound to owner: You brought that little beast to this house! Now you pay!
Owner to deerhound: Oh...I thought you would be happy with a new playmate! Are you not?
Deerhound to owner: No! I´m not amused! Not a bit! She sleeps in my beds...all of them! She pees on the floor, bites my mustache and even tried to play with my balls! YES! My BALLS!!! I´m trying to be that noble gentlehound we decries are known to be...but she makes it sooo hard! So now, PAY UP, WOMAN!
Owner to deerhound: Allright, I´ll make a deal with you. IF you continue to be that nice, sweet big brother you have been until now, I´ll make you pancakes twice a week..AND sprinkle cheese on your dinner. Deal?
Deerhound to owner: Make that three times a week and cheese on breakfast too *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: Don`t push it mister!
Deerhound to owner: Ok! OK! Deal! 


Deerhound: *mumbles* So easily fooled..hahahaha

Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: Nothing...nothing at all *big grin*
Owner: !!!

The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for our kickbike ride!
Deerhound to owner: What? No! It`s raining outside.
Owner to deerhound: No, it`s not raining anymore, come on!
Deerhound to owner: It´s wet on the ground and my paws will get dirty.
Owner to deerhound: Since when did you start worrying about dirty paws?
Deerhound to owner: Since you put me in the tub to clean me after the yesterdays kickbike ride.
Owner to deerhound: We´ll have pancakes for dinner.......
Deerhound to owner: Nice try! No thanks, I´ll settle for the usual boring pellets. *sighs*
Owner to deerhound: ...with cheese....
Deerhound to owner: You evil, EVIL woman! I´m ready, let´s go now!

Owner to herself: I win!
Deerhound to himself: I let her think she won! *big grin*

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Do we really have to go out? I mean...all this snow is killing me
Owner to deerhound: Don´t be such a drama queen! It´s good for you! Makes you healthy and strong
Deerhound to owner: I´m already healthy and strong, but you´re not!
Why do you use me as an excuse for your need of exercise?
Owner to deerhound: Now step into your harness and at least pretend you love it. We are going skiing.
Deerhound to owner: Why do you never listen to me?
Owner to deerhound: If I listen to you now...there will be no pancakes for dinner!
Deerhound to owner: I´m ready to go, are you coming? See how happy and excited I am  *bouncing*
Owner to deerhound: Goooood boooy!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Why are you crying?
Owner to deerhound: I´m cutting up an onion
Deerhound to owner: Is that sad?
Owner to deerhound: No, sweetie! It´s not sad! It´s for dinner
Deerhound to owner: I don´t get it! You are crying but it´s not sad and it´s for dinner? You crazy woman! I´ll have to think about this for a while