The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: What do you mean «there`s no room for me on the couch”?
Owner to deerhound: Don`t you see that I am laying on it?
Deerhound to owner: Of course I do, I`m not blind you know, I just don`t see the connection, so just move over a bit
Owner to deerhound: I`m telling you there`s no room for you!
……No! Njet! Nein! Nei! Get off!.....
Deerhound to owner: See, I knew there would be room for both of us
Owner to deerhound: I can`t breath…..ouff
Deerhound to owner: Shhh…the movie is starting