The daily dialog - Pay up!

Deerhound to owner: So...you know it will take lots of pancakes AND cheese to make up for what you did!
Owner to deerhound: What? What have I done?
Deerhound to owner: The puppy, woman! The PUPPY!!
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean, "the puppy"?
Deerhound to owner: You brought that little beast to this house! Now you pay!
Owner to deerhound: Oh...I thought you would be happy with a new playmate! Are you not?
Deerhound to owner: No! I´m not amused! Not a bit! She sleeps in my beds...all of them! She pees on the floor, bites my mustache and even tried to play with my balls! YES! My BALLS!!! I´m trying to be that noble gentlehound we decries are known to be...but she makes it sooo hard! So now, PAY UP, WOMAN!
Owner to deerhound: Allright, I´ll make a deal with you. IF you continue to be that nice, sweet big brother you have been until now, I´ll make you pancakes twice a week..AND sprinkle cheese on your dinner. Deal?
Deerhound to owner: Make that three times a week and cheese on breakfast too *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: Don`t push it mister!
Deerhound to owner: Ok! OK! Deal! 


Deerhound: *mumbles* So easily fooled..hahahaha

Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: Nothing...nothing at all *big grin*
Owner: !!!

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Deerhound to owner: You´re sad, again!
Owner to deerhound: What? Why do you think I´m sad?
Deerhound to owner: You often get water in your eyes, you don´t smile and laugh as much as you used to. I can tell!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, sweetie, I am sad...
Deerhound to owner: I miss her too, you know!
Owner to deerhound: I know, my dear boy...I know!
Deerhound to owner: Life is so unfair....but you know, I´m so happy she came to us, and I know she was happy too. At least we gave her a wonderful year with lots of fun and love!
Owner to deerhound: *sobbing* 
Deerhound to owner: It´s okay to be sad, but it´s also okay to be happy again! Do you really think she would want you to be so unhappy?
Owner to deerhound: Where does all your wisdom come from?
Deerhound to owner: We deerhounds are the wisest of the wise! And right now it´s wise to be happy and make some pancakes! It´ll make us feel much better!
Owner to deerhound: You know...I think you´re right for once...
Deerhound to owner: Always, my dear! We deerhounds are always right about happiness and pancakes!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Deerhound to owner: So, you managed to sneak in another deerie into this family!
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean "sneak"?
Deerhound to owner: Sneak! Like in snook in...behind our backs!
Owner to deerhound: Oh, come on! I didn´t sneak her in....you were right here when she came!
Deerhound to owner: Yeah, but you said just for a few weeks....
Owner to deerhound: Well....that was the intention...
Deerhound to owner: ....and now she`s eating our food, sleeps in our beds and gets all our cuddles!
Owner to deerhound: Not all your cuddles! You still get the same amount of ear rubs and belly scratches! Are you saying you don´t want her here??
Deerhound to owner: NO! Don´t you dare send her away! The food has never been better, the walks is always an adventure, and I get to lie in her bed...wich is far softer than mine!..And she is really a sweetheart! *blush*
Owner to deerhound: Then what is your problem?
Deerhound to owner: *sigh* Do you love her more than me?
Owner to deerhound: Oh, is that what´s bothering you? No! Of course not! You are my very special boy, sweetie! I love you more than anything!
Deerhound to owner: Then how about some more pancakes? Just to show me how much you love me! *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: How about you take a bath first?
Deerhound to owner: How about I just go lie down for a while! I´m really not that hugry!

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Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for our kickbike ride!
Deerhound to owner: What? No! It`s raining outside.
Owner to deerhound: No, it`s not raining anymore, come on!
Deerhound to owner: It´s wet on the ground and my paws will get dirty.
Owner to deerhound: Since when did you start worrying about dirty paws?
Deerhound to owner: Since you put me in the tub to clean me after the yesterdays kickbike ride.
Owner to deerhound: We´ll have pancakes for dinner.......
Deerhound to owner: Nice try! No thanks, I´ll settle for the usual boring pellets. *sighs*
Owner to deerhound: ...with cheese....
Deerhound to owner: You evil, EVIL woman! I´m ready, let´s go now!

Owner to herself: I win!
Deerhound to himself: I let her think she won! *big grin*

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Deerhound to owner: Do we really have to go out? I mean...all this snow is killing me
Owner to deerhound: Don´t be such a drama queen! It´s good for you! Makes you healthy and strong
Deerhound to owner: I´m already healthy and strong, but you´re not!
Why do you use me as an excuse for your need of exercise?
Owner to deerhound: Now step into your harness and at least pretend you love it. We are going skiing.
Deerhound to owner: Why do you never listen to me?
Owner to deerhound: If I listen to you now...there will be no pancakes for dinner!
Deerhound to owner: I´m ready to go, are you coming? See how happy and excited I am  *bouncing*
Owner to deerhound: Goooood boooy!

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Owner to deerhound: What actually happened when I got home from work today?
Deerhound to owner: Don´t want to talk about it!
Owner to deerhound: Why? Please tell me!
Deerhound to owner: Oh..alright, I fell down the stairs...*mumbles*
Owner to deerhound: You fell down the stairs?
Deerhound to owner: Shhhh...keep your voice down! Don´t want the blonde to know!
Owner to deerhound: Why?
Deerhound to owner: Why what? 
Owner to deerhound: Why did you fall down the stairs?
Deerhound to owner: Well...I was so happy you came home so my body just wiggled it`s way down...couldn´t help it. I had no control *whispers*
Owner to deerhound: Aaaaaaaw you sweet, wonderful boy! 
Deerhound to owner: That qualifies for pancakes, right?
Owner to deerhound: How many would you like, sweetheart?

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Owner to deerhound: Everytime I make your meals, I find you staring at me...Why?
Deerhound to owner: To make sure that you put the same amount of food in the bowls! Wouldn`t be happy if she happened to get more than me!
Owner to deerhound: Are you afraid you´re not getting enough to eat?
You´re not exactly skinny you know!
Deerhound to owner: Are you calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: No, just saying you don´t have to worry about the food!
Deerhound to owner: Oh..I´m not...just making sure you..Are you SURE you´re not calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: Stop being a drama queen and go eat your dinner!
Deerhound to owner: Let me check out these bowls first!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Your breath stinks
Deerhound to owner: No kidding! Your breath wouldn´t smell any better if you had to eat DOG food! 
Owner to deerhound: Stop blaming the food and let me brush your teeth.
Deerhound to owner: I´m a dog! Dogs don´t brush!
Owner to deerhound: Happy you said so yourself...you´re a DOG...dogs eat dog food!
Deerhound to owner: Feed me pancakes, woman!
Owner to deerhound: !
Deerhound to owner: Right, right...I think you forgot to brush on the left side *opens mouth*

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Deerhound to owner: You really miss her so much? Why don´t you get a new one?
Owner to deerhound? Huh?
Deerhound to owner: I can see that you are sad, and I thought you might miss that little furry ball of teeth and claws....the kitty cat. 
Owner to deerhound: Yeah...I really miss her...
Deerhound to owner: So, why don´t you get a new one?
Owner to deerhound: I have thought about that...but it wouldn´t be her anyway, so I don´t know...
Deerhound to owner: You really need to get over her, you know
I won´t be here forever to comfort you!
Owner to deerhound: Oh, shut up! Of course you are! I wouldn´t bare to loose you too...so don´t you dare....
Deerhound to owner: Just keep those chunks of cheese and delicious pancakes coming, and I´ll be by your side forever!
Now, seriously...about that new kitty cat....
Owner to deerhound: Right, right...I´ll think about it

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Deerhound to owner: I´m hungry!
Owner to deerhound: You have just had  your breakfast
Deerhound to owner: Well, let´s have some more breakfast then!
Owner to deerhound: No, you have to wait for dinner later tonight, you know that!
Deerhound to owner: No, I don´t know that...how could I? I´m a deerie. Deeries doesn´t know these things! We know that we want a second breakfast and it´s got to be pancakes! 
Owner to deerhound: I know a deerie that will be on his bed in 3...2... Good boy!
Deerhound to owner: #!

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Deerhound to owner: Sorry I threw up in the car
Owner to deerhound: It´s ok, I know how it feels to be car sick
Deerhound to owner: So, you´re not mad at me?
Owner to deerhound: No! I can never be mad at you, sweetie 

*cuddles*

Deerhound to owner: Never? Then I´m sorry for eating your pancakes while you were out
Owner to deerhound: What? You really ate my pancakes? NOW I am mad!
Deerhound to owner: But, you just said you could never be mad at me!
Owner to deerhound: !

*banging head in the wall*