The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner:  No, I don`t want to go!
Owner to deerhound: Why?
Deerhound to owner: The others will laugh at me….Serengeti is already cracking up!
Owner to deerhound: No, that is just your imagination, she`s not laughing
Deerhound to owner: Well, it`s actually not accepted by the guys to smell like a blueberry muffin, when you are a big strong macho deerhound!
Owner to deerhound: When did you become macho, sweetie?
Deerhound to owner: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Owner to deerhound: I get it! No more blueberry muffin shampoo for you