The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for a good run!
Deerhound to owner: No!
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: You heard me...NO!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, and I say it again...WHAT? Are you sick? Not feeling well? What is it?
Deerhound to owner: It´s raining
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: I´ll get wet!
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: Maybe I´ll shrink!
Owner to deerhound: Oh my goodness! No, you wont shrink, silly!
Deerhound to owner: Are you sure about that? 
Owner to deerhound: Yes! 100% sure!
Deerhound to owner: Well, I´m not taking any chances! I´ll stay right here!
Owner to deerhound: !