The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: *sigh*
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: *SIGH*
Owner to deerhound: Oh, come on! Don`t look at me that way
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault, you know
Owner to deerhound: What? 
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault I´m suffering
Owner to deerhound: Alright, it´s my fault. Happy now?
Deerhound to owner: Happy? I can never be happy again
Owner to deerhound: Sure you will...in a couple of weeks you will not remember this
Deerhound to owner: You have clearly never been in love! 
Owner to deerhound: !