The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Sorry I threw up in the car
Owner to deerhound: It´s ok, I know how it feels to be car sick
Deerhound to owner: So, you´re not mad at me?
Owner to deerhound: No! I can never be mad at you, sweetie 

*cuddles*

Deerhound to owner: Never? Then I´m sorry for eating your pancakes while you were out
Owner to deerhound: What? You really ate my pancakes? NOW I am mad!
Deerhound to owner: But, you just said you could never be mad at me!
Owner to deerhound: !

*banging head in the wall*