The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Why are you crying?
Owner to deerhound: I´m cutting up an onion
Deerhound to owner: Is that sad?
Owner to deerhound: No, sweetie! It´s not sad! It´s for dinner
Deerhound to owner: I don´t get it! You are crying but it´s not sad and it´s for dinner? You crazy woman! I´ll have to think about this for a while