The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Why is it you can eat all the cheese and pancakes you want, and I am stuck with the dry untasty stuff?
Owner to deerhound: Because the dry untasty stuff happens to be the very best for you! And I won't take any risks of you getting belly aches
Deerhound to owner: Well, I feel the need to take a few risks now and then....what do you say? Let's live a little and enjoy a good meal with a lot of cheese and pancakes...Hmmmm?  *sweet smile*
Owner to deerhound: Oh no... You know I can't resist that sweet smile...
Deerhound to owner: I'll have my pancakes well done! *big grin*