The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: How come you never seem to hear the words "go for a walk", but manage to hear me cutting a slice of cheese, even when you are sleeping on the second floor?
Deerhound to owner: Wouldn´t you like to know... *big grin*
but that´s a deerie secret
Owner to deerhound: You´re not going to tell me, are you?
Deerhound to owner: Nope!
Owner to deerhound: Oh, that´s to bad...I have to eat all this cheese by myself
Deerhound to owner: Evil woman! Evil, I say...