The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Why don´t you get in the water with the others?
Deerhound to owner: What? Are you insane woman? I´ll get WET! What a stupid question!
Owner to deerhound: It´s so hot outside, you will cool off, and feel a lot better.
Deerhound to owner: Would you get into a snakepit?
Owner to deerhound: No! No way! Why do you ask?
Deerhound to owner: Well, you will not get into a snakepit, and I do not go into the water. You know...there are monsters in there!
Owner to deerhound: There are no monsters in the lake, I promise!
Deerhound to owner: Obviously you haven´t seen Jaws!
Owner to deerhound: Neither have you! 
Deerhound to owner: Dum...dum...dumdumdumdum....(Jaws theme)