The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: You´re sad, again!
Owner to deerhound: What? Why do you think I´m sad?
Deerhound to owner: You often get water in your eyes, you don´t smile and laugh as much as you used to. I can tell!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, sweetie, I am sad...
Deerhound to owner: I miss her too, you know!
Owner to deerhound: I know, my dear boy...I know!
Deerhound to owner: Life is so unfair....but you know, I´m so happy she came to us, and I know she was happy too. At least we gave her a wonderful year with lots of fun and love!
Owner to deerhound: *sobbing* 
Deerhound to owner: It´s okay to be sad, but it´s also okay to be happy again! Do you really think she would want you to be so unhappy?
Owner to deerhound: Where does all your wisdom come from?
Deerhound to owner: We deerhounds are the wisest of the wise! And right now it´s wise to be happy and make some pancakes! It´ll make us feel much better!
Owner to deerhound: You know...I think you´re right for once...
Deerhound to owner: Always, my dear! We deerhounds are always right about happiness and pancakes!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: What`s the matter?
Deerhound to owner: I`m bored....
Owner to deerhound: Go play with your toys or something
Deerhound to owner: I want you to play with me!
Owner to deerhound: No! I`m busy right now
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: Really! I`m working, you have to wait!
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: What??? Stop staring at me and keep quiet!
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: Ok! You are really bothering me right now! Please give me 5 minutes?

Deerhound to owner: Right, 5 minutes!


                     *5 minutes later*


Owner to deerhound: I`m ready, come on, let`s play!
Deerhound to owner: Shhhh! I`m sleeping....
Owner to deerhound: !!!!

The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Still tired after yesterday?

Deerhound to owner: Yes, so many dogs, too much noise, too many people! What on earth was all that about?

Owner to deerhound: That was a dog show, my dear

Deerhound to owner: That was a dog show? Didn´t see a single show dog...where were they?

Owner to deerhound: You were one of them...

Deerhound to owner: What?

Owner to deerhound: Remember when we ran a couple of rounds on the floor, and then a nice lady came over for a chat and she wantet to see your teeth?

Deerhound to owner: Uh..yeah?

Owner to deerhound: She was a jugde and you were showing yourself at your best

Deerhound to owner: Really? I thougt show dogs had to wear costumes and put on a big show and do stupid tricks and so...

Owner to deerhound: Hahahaha you are so funny

Deerhound to owner: What did she say then? I was the best right? You always say I am the best dog ever....

Owner to deerhound: She said you are an excellent dog with beautiful dark eyes....

Deerhound to owner: Ooooh nice, keep it coming!

Owner to deerhound: .....and that your front and top line was excellent too....

Deerhound to owner: Yes, yes.....tell me more about myself *big grin*

Owner to deerhound: ...you had perfect rose ears with nice mouse fur, and a nice rough coat...

Deerhound to owner: Was that why you were pulling hairs from my ears the day before? It really was annoying you know..

Owner to deerhound: Yes, that´s right...sorry if I hurt you, but you looked like a wild scruffy forrest beast and I had to do it.

Deerhound to owner: I´m over it...tell me more! What more did she say?

Owner to deerhound: She said that with some training of your hind legs, you will get a nicer trot, and you will be able to stand correctly....so you didn´t win this time.

Deerhound to owner: What? That is not possible...I´m the best! You said so!

Owner to deerhound: And you are! You are the best dog ever..for me! Come here...I´ll give you a nice ear rub

Deerhound to owner: Yeah! Can we have pancakes for dinner? Can we? Pleeeaaaseee? *big grin*

Owner to deerhound: Sure! 

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Owner to deerhound: You do realize that you`re not exactly a small dog?
Deerhound to owner: What?
Owner to deerhound: I mean, you do know that you weigh almost 110 lbs.?
Deerhound to owner: Oh, man!  Are you calling me fat, again?
Owner to deerhound: No, no, no! I was just wondering if you actually think you are a size small, since you always try to sit on my lap
Deerhound to owner: No, it`s just that you are so soft and cuddly *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: What? Are you calling me fat now?
Deerhound to owner:  *whistle*

 

 

 

The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Come on, time for a good run!
Deerhound to owner: No!
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: You heard me...NO!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, and I say it again...WHAT? Are you sick? Not feeling well? What is it?
Deerhound to owner: It´s raining
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: I´ll get wet!
Owner to deerhound: ?....and?
Deerhound to owner: Maybe I´ll shrink!
Owner to deerhound: Oh my goodness! No, you wont shrink, silly!
Deerhound to owner: Are you sure about that? 
Owner to deerhound: Yes! 100% sure!
Deerhound to owner: Well, I´m not taking any chances! I´ll stay right here!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Everytime I make your meals, I find you staring at me...Why?
Deerhound to owner: To make sure that you put the same amount of food in the bowls! Wouldn`t be happy if she happened to get more than me!
Owner to deerhound: Are you afraid you´re not getting enough to eat?
You´re not exactly skinny you know!
Deerhound to owner: Are you calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: No, just saying you don´t have to worry about the food!
Deerhound to owner: Oh..I´m not...just making sure you..Are you SURE you´re not calling me fat?
Owner to deerhound: Stop being a drama queen and go eat your dinner!
Deerhound to owner: Let me check out these bowls first!
Owner to deerhound: !

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Owner to deerhound: Your breath stinks
Deerhound to owner: No kidding! Your breath wouldn´t smell any better if you had to eat DOG food! 
Owner to deerhound: Stop blaming the food and let me brush your teeth.
Deerhound to owner: I´m a dog! Dogs don´t brush!
Owner to deerhound: Happy you said so yourself...you´re a DOG...dogs eat dog food!
Deerhound to owner: Feed me pancakes, woman!
Owner to deerhound: !
Deerhound to owner: Right, right...I think you forgot to brush on the left side *opens mouth*

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Owner to deerhound: Why don´t you get in the water with the others?
Deerhound to owner: What? Are you insane woman? I´ll get WET! What a stupid question!
Owner to deerhound: It´s so hot outside, you will cool off, and feel a lot better.
Deerhound to owner: Would you get into a snakepit?
Owner to deerhound: No! No way! Why do you ask?
Deerhound to owner: Well, you will not get into a snakepit, and I do not go into the water. You know...there are monsters in there!
Owner to deerhound: There are no monsters in the lake, I promise!
Deerhound to owner: Obviously you haven´t seen Jaws!
Owner to deerhound: Neither have you! 
Deerhound to owner: Dum...dum...dumdumdumdum....(Jaws theme)

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Owner to deerhound: Ok, where is my slipper? I can find only one of them.

Deerhound to owner: Nope, haven't seen it. No slipper here! Nope, no slipper at all! 

Owner to deerhound: What is that thing under your bed? *pointing at something sticking out from under the bed*

Deerhound to owner: Nothing! Absolutely not your slipper! Hey, look over there... It's a cat....

Owner to deerhound: Give it to me!

Deerhound to owner: What? 

Owner to deerhound: The slipper!

Deerhound to owner: What slipper?

Owner to deerhound: The slipper you have hidden under your bed! Now, give it here!

Deerhound to owner: Oh my goodness! There is a slipper under my bed! 

Owner to deerhound: Nice try!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I´m hungry!
Owner to deerhound: You have just had  your breakfast
Deerhound to owner: Well, let´s have some more breakfast then!
Owner to deerhound: No, you have to wait for dinner later tonight, you know that!
Deerhound to owner: No, I don´t know that...how could I? I´m a deerie. Deeries doesn´t know these things! We know that we want a second breakfast and it´s got to be pancakes! 
Owner to deerhound: I know a deerie that will be on his bed in 3...2... Good boy!
Deerhound to owner: #!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Come here and give me a belly rub!

Owner to deerhound: What happened to “please”?
Deerhound to owner: What please? It`s your job as owner to keep me satisfied *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: How about I give you a bath? It`s my job to keep you clean too!
Deerhound to owner: How about I just sleep a couple of hours more?
Owner to deerhound: Good idea!

Borzoi date

Today we went to visit Serengetis sister Hippo, and her "cousin" Beo

Can you imagine, 2 swedish "airheads", a blonde baby boy from eastern Europe and me?
Well, guess who had to be the grown up...that´s right..ME!

Photo: Espen (Hippo & Beo´s dad)

#deeriewisdom

Properly trained, a man can be a dog`s best friend 

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: It´s one of those days again, huh?
Owner to deerhound: Yes, I´m sorry sweetheart. It´s just so many thoughts to sort out sometimes.
Deerhound to owner: Lucky for you, I have a cure... *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: Oh joy! Just keep them wonderful deerie kisses coming! They are the best cure ever...especially good for heartaches.
Deerhound to owner: I know! *big grin* 




    

I am king of the "puff"

The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: I love you 

Deerhound to owner: Can I have some cheese?

Owner to deerhound: Of course sweetie

Deerhound to owner: Then I love you too!

#wordlistfordeeries

DOG BED: A soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the couch in the living room 

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: How come you get to eat all the good stuff?
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean "all the good stuff"? You are getting the very best dogfood there is!
Deerhound to owner: I meant the cheese and pancakes and stuff. 
Owner to deerhound: But you get to taste some everytime!
Deerhound to owner: Well, yes..thank you! But I really think you are a bit cheap on the cheese!
Owner to deerhound: Your try to negotiate just failed with the word "cheap"
Deerhound to owner: Evil woman..*whispers*
Owner to deerhound: I heard that!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: You are eating cheese!
Owner to deerhound: Yes I am. How observant you are
Deerhound to owner: I want cheese too!
Owner to deerhound: Sure you do
Deerhound to owner: Why dont't you give me some? 
Owner to deerhound: I'm not sure I think you deserve 
to get any
Deerhound to owner: Why? I've been good today!
Owner to deerhound: Well, I'm still kind of pissed off
from that cheese sandwich you stole from me!
Owner to deerhound: Honestly woman, you have to get over it!
No good things comes of living in the past!
So what do you say? Just a little bit of cheese...
Please?
Owner to deerhound: Here, take the rest of mine

#wordlistfordeeries

ANIMAL TESTING: is a terrible idea! We get all nervouse and give the wrong answers.