The daily dialog - Pay up!

Deerhound to owner: So...you know it will take lots of pancakes AND cheese to make up for what you did!
Owner to deerhound: What? What have I done?
Deerhound to owner: The puppy, woman! The PUPPY!!
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean, "the puppy"?
Deerhound to owner: You brought that little beast to this house! Now you pay!
Owner to deerhound: Oh...I thought you would be happy with a new playmate! Are you not?
Deerhound to owner: No! I´m not amused! Not a bit! She sleeps in my beds...all of them! She pees on the floor, bites my mustache and even tried to play with my balls! YES! My BALLS!!! I´m trying to be that noble gentlehound we decries are known to be...but she makes it sooo hard! So now, PAY UP, WOMAN!
Owner to deerhound: Allright, I´ll make a deal with you. IF you continue to be that nice, sweet big brother you have been until now, I´ll make you pancakes twice a week..AND sprinkle cheese on your dinner. Deal?
Deerhound to owner: Make that three times a week and cheese on breakfast too *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: Don`t push it mister!
Deerhound to owner: Ok! OK! Deal! 


Deerhound: *mumbles* So easily fooled..hahahaha

Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: Nothing...nothing at all *big grin*
Owner: !!!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: You´re sad, again!
Owner to deerhound: What? Why do you think I´m sad?
Deerhound to owner: You often get water in your eyes, you don´t smile and laugh as much as you used to. I can tell!
Owner to deerhound: Yes, sweetie, I am sad...
Deerhound to owner: I miss her too, you know!
Owner to deerhound: I know, my dear boy...I know!
Deerhound to owner: Life is so unfair....but you know, I´m so happy she came to us, and I know she was happy too. At least we gave her a wonderful year with lots of fun and love!
Owner to deerhound: *sobbing* 
Deerhound to owner: It´s okay to be sad, but it´s also okay to be happy again! Do you really think she would want you to be so unhappy?
Owner to deerhound: Where does all your wisdom come from?
Deerhound to owner: We deerhounds are the wisest of the wise! And right now it´s wise to be happy and make some pancakes! It´ll make us feel much better!
Owner to deerhound: You know...I think you´re right for once...
Deerhound to owner: Always, my dear! We deerhounds are always right about happiness and pancakes!
Owner to deerhound: !

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: What`s the matter?
Deerhound to owner: I`m bored....
Owner to deerhound: Go play with your toys or something
Deerhound to owner: I want you to play with me!
Owner to deerhound: No! I`m busy right now
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: Really! I`m working, you have to wait!
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: What??? Stop staring at me and keep quiet!
Deerhound to owner: *Blows air through mustache*
Owner to deerhound: Ok! You are really bothering me right now! Please give me 5 minutes?

Deerhound to owner: Right, 5 minutes!


                     *5 minutes later*


Owner to deerhound: I`m ready, come on, let`s play!
Deerhound to owner: Shhhh! I`m sleeping....
Owner to deerhound: !!!!

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Owner to deerhound: Alright, who just took my cheese sandwich?
Deerhound to owner: What? Did someone steal your deliciouse cheese sandwich?
Owner to deerhound: Yes! It was you! Wasn`t it?
Deerhound to owner: Are you accusing me? ME? That is outrageous! I tell you..it was the fat cat!
Owner to deerhound: You have crumbles in your mustache!
Deerhound to owner: I just cleaned up after the fat one! *big grin*  Tell me; why do you think he has gotten that fat? It`s because he steals everyones food! My, food! Serengeti`s food! The other cat`s food, your food! So now you go and punish him! Bad kitty! BAD!
Owner to deerhound: Oh my...I didn`t know!

Deerhound to Borzoi: Hirr hirr, she believes anything! And you will keep your mouth shut, right!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: If you think that sweedish blonde can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving her only two of them!
Owner to deerhound: Can you count too? 
Deerhound to owner: Of course! Who do you think taught her? *grin*