The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Come here and give me a belly rub!

Owner to deerhound: What happened to “please”?
Deerhound to owner: What please? It`s your job as owner to keep me satisfied *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: How about I give you a bath? It`s my job to keep you clean too!
Deerhound to owner: How about I just sleep a couple of hours more?
Owner to deerhound: Good idea!