The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: You do realize that you`re not exactly a small dog?
Deerhound to owner: What?
Owner to deerhound: I mean, you do know that you weigh almost 110 lbs.?
Deerhound to owner: Oh, man!  Are you calling me fat, again?
Owner to deerhound: No, no, no! I was just wondering if you actually think you are a size small, since you always try to sit on my lap
Deerhound to owner: No, it`s just that you are so soft and cuddly *big grin*
Owner to deerhound: What? Are you calling me fat now?
Deerhound to owner:  *whistle*