The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: No, thank you...I`m not hungry
Owner to deerhound: But you have to eat something
Deerhound to owner: No...
Owner to deerhound: Please, eat! Just a little? Ì`m getting worried here
Deerhound to owner: No...*sigh*..leave me alone
Owner to deerhound: I`ll call the vet...
Deerhound to owner: Oh, relax woman...do you have an apetite when you are in love?
Owner to deerhound: No...you actually have a point here...
Deerhound to owner: Good! Now take the food away and leave me...so I can suffer..alone...in the dark...*long sigh*
Owner to deerhound: It will get better you know!
Deerhound to owner: *sigh*