The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Quit whining!
Deerhound to owner: But I have to! You won´t let me near her...*sad eyes*
Owner to deerhound: It´s for your own good! For both of you!
Deerhound to owner: But I just want to smell her...just a little bit..pleeeeaseee?
Owner to deerhound: No, I´m sorry sweetie. We don´t want any "deerzoi´s" in the family.
Deerhound to owner: What do you mean "we don´t want"? It would be fine by me!
Owner to deerhound: No, no, no, no!
Deerhound to owner: You are so cruel!