The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Stop staring at my dinner!
Deerhound to owner: But you have cheese! I can smell it...
Owner to deerhound: Yes, you´re not the only one who loves cheese you know!
Deerhound to owner: I didn´t get any on my dinner! Why?
Owner to deerhound: Because you got some at breakfast instead!
Deerhound to owner: But I wanted it for dinner...not breakfast
Owner to deerhound: I didn´t hear any complaints this morning, so stop it!
Deerhound to owner: Because I thought I would get some for dinner too! *big sad eyes*
Owner to deerhound: Help yourself to some of mine *sigh*