The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I want macarons.
Owner to deerhound: No, macarons are no good for deeries.
Deerhound to owner: Well, they are obviously no good for you either!
Owner to deerhound: What? are you calling me fat?
Deerhound to owner: *grin*

Homemade dog biscuits

They look delicious, right?

They actually taste like shit! 
The only one who likes these, are the swedish blonde babe that stays with us!
Then again...she´ll eat anything given to her.

If you´re tough enough to try them out, I´m sure you´ll get the recipe if you ask the boss.