The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I didn´t actually mean for you to take it seriously when I said you should get a new cat, you know!

Owner to deerhound: Oh? But you were quite convincing....

Deerhound to owner: I know! But I hated to see you so sad...and besides that´s what deeries do best....convince owners *big grin*

Owner to deerhound: Well, it worked...now you´ve got two new friends to play with!

Deerhound to owner: TWO little balls of claws, teeth and fur, you mean! .....I´m not happy!

Owner to deerhound: Then be more careful the next time you convince me to get something!

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Deerhound to owner: How about gettin´us som cheese pancakes?

Owner to deerhound: Nice try!

The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: *sigh*
Owner to deerhound: What?
Deerhound to owner: *SIGH*
Owner to deerhound: Oh, come on! Don`t look at me that way
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault, you know
Owner to deerhound: What? 
Deerhound to owner: It´s your fault I´m suffering
Owner to deerhound: Alright, it´s my fault. Happy now?
Deerhound to owner: Happy? I can never be happy again
Owner to deerhound: Sure you will...in a couple of weeks you will not remember this
Deerhound to owner: You have clearly never been in love! 
Owner to deerhound: !