The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I don't get it!

Owner to deerhound: Get what?

Deerhound to owner: There are so many sweet adorable puppy dogs out there...

Owner to deerhound: Yes...?

Deerhound to owner: Like deerie puppies and others..

Owner to deerhound: What's your point?

Deerhound to owner: What on earth makes people buy chihuahuas?

Owner to deerhound: !

Deerhound to owner: I mean..they're like..barking rats..

Owner to deerhound: !!!!
Deerhound to owner: Not that there is anything wrong with rats...just don´t want them to bark