The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Why, oh why are you torturing me?
Owner to deerhound: Be still, I´m not torturing you, just cutting your nails
Deerhound to owner: Yes, that´s what I´m saying...it is torture!
Owner to deerhound: You´re such a dramaqueen...now hold still
Deerhound to owner: TORTURE  *whining*