The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I´m tired!
Owner to deerhound: Well, go to bed then!
Deerhound to owner: You know I can´t sleep before you have gone to bed!
Owner to deerhound: Why do I have to go to bed, when it´s you who wants to sleep? I just don´t get it...
Deerhound to owner: If not I´m just wondering if you are eating something good I don´t get to taste, and then I can´t sleep!
Owner to deerhound: Want to stay outside tonight?
Deerhound to owner: *yaaaawn* Goodnight!