The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Have you seen my cheese sandwich? It was just here on the table

Deerhound to owner: What? Cheese? Uhm...no, haven´t seen any cheese, nope, no cheese here. *innocent look*

Owner to deerhound: Now where could it be...? Oh, is that crumbles in your mustache?

Deerhound to owner? What? Crumbles in my mustache? Oh, shit, that is just like having broccoli between your teeth. You think you kan remove it for me? Please?

Owner to deerhound: You ate my cheese sandwich! I can´t believe you did that!

Deerhound to owner: Oh, that sandwich..uhm..was that yours? *grin*

Owner to deerhound: !