The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Do you love me?

Owner to deerhound: Yes, of course I love you! What kind of question is that?

Deerhound to owner: Was I a bad puppy?

Owner to deerhound: No! You were the most lovable, perfect puppy ever!

Deerhound to owner: Why did you send me away then?

Owner to deerhound: It had nothing to do with you, my sweet boy! It was a difficult time for me!

Deerhound to owner: What happens to me if it gets difficult again? Will you send me away again?

Owner to deerhound: No! I Will never ever send you away! You are my best buddy forever!

Deerhound to owner: I love you too, you know!
Owner to deerhound: Come here you silly little boy, let meg cuddle you to pieces
Deerhound to owner: *big grin*