The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: How come you get to eat all the good stuff?
Owner to deerhound: What do you mean "all the good stuff"? You are getting the very best dogfood there is!
Deerhound to owner: I meant the cheese and pancakes and stuff. 
Owner to deerhound: But you get to taste some everytime!
Deerhound to owner: Well, yes..thank you! But I really think you are a bit cheap on the cheese!
Owner to deerhound: Your try to negotiate just failed with the word "cheap"
Deerhound to owner: Evil woman..*whispers*
Owner to deerhound: I heard that!