The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I want to go downstairs now
Owner to deerhound: Fine, just go ahead
Deerhound to owner: But, I can´t
Owner to deerhound: What? Don´t tell me I have to carry you down the stairs, like I carry your girlfriend?
Deerhound to owner: No! Don´t be an ass! I´m way to heavvy for you!
Please don´t make a fuzz about this and just follow me downstairs
Owner to deerhound: Alright then, let´s go
Deerhound to owner: And don´t you dare telling anyone about this...!
Owner to deerhound: Sure I won´t...as long as you are a good boy...*big grin*
Deerhound to owner: You evil, evil woman!