The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Why is my slipper in your bed, everytime I come home from work?

Deerhound to owner: Oh my! Is it yours?

Owner to deerhound: Come on! That innocent face doesn't work! You know it's mine!

Deerhound to owner: Alright, alright! It's because I miss you when you are away *big, sad puppy eyes*

Owner to deerhound: Aaaaw, you are the sweetest deerie ever! 

Deerhound to owner: So, it's pancakes for dinner?