The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Honestly woman...you could try to serve a continental breakfast instead of this...eh..boring..untasty dry stuff!

Owner to deerhound: You are a dog, Ludvig!

Deerhound to owner: WHAT? Am I a DOG?? *sobbing* Why didn´t you tell me? *more sobbing*

Owner to deerhound: Oh stop it...you´re such a drama queen. Now eat your breakfast.

Deerhound to owner: I should have won an Oscar for that, right?