The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Please stand still while I groom you!
No! Don´t lie down, stand up! Good bo....No! Don´t sit...Stand up, I said! Stop whining! No, come here! Are you deaf?
Deerhound to owner: Oh relax woman! What do you want from me?
Owner to deerhound: Stand still!
Deerhound to owner: Why? 
Owner to deerhound: Whatever happened to that proud and handsome deerhound I know?
Deerhound to owner: I´m right here stupid!
Owner to deerhound: Ah..but you look more like a stray dog..or worse..a GS*
Deerhound to owner: Let´s get that grooming started! You want me in the bath tub first right?




(Owner: GS = German shepherd...he doesn´t fancy those)