The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: Where do you go everytime you leave me?
Owner to deerhound: I go to work, to earn us some money
Deerhound to owner: Can I come? I can work to, you know!
Owner to deerhound: No, I`m sorry, it`s not allowed to bring dogs to work
Deerhound to owner: Why?
Owner to deerhound: Because many humans are allergic to dogs. And some are afraid of them
Deerhound to owner: Afraid? Of me? But, I`m like the nicest guy in the world!
Owner to deerhound: I know! I`m sorry!
Deerhound to owner: Stupid humans..I`m glad you`re not like them!
Owner to deerhound: Yeah, me too! Cause then I wouldn`t have you!
Deerhound to owner: You are such a lucky human, you know! *big grin*