The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Do you ever have sleeping problems?

Deerhound to owner: No!

Owner to deerhound: But you sleep all day...isn`t it boring? 

Deerhound to owner: No, cause when we deeries sleep, we roam the green fields, we race and we are the fastest creatures on earth. Everything is bright and wonderful. And all we ever loved is there *sigh*

Owner to deerhound: I wish I was a deerhound!