The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I see cheese on your plate! 

Owner to deerhound: Yes, You have excellent vision, but your hearing isn't very good, is it?

Deerhound to owner: What have hearing got to do with cheese?

Owner to deerhound: You saw the cheese, but failed to hear the " it's mine, you're not getting any!

Deerhound to owner: You are so cruel sometimes!