The daily dialog

Owner to deerhound: Why are you staring at my toes?

Deerhound to owner: Oh..no reason...it's just that they remind me of cocktail sausages.

Owner to deerhound: Don't even think about it!

Deerhound to owner: Just one little lick?

Pleeeease?

Owner to deerhound: No! No! No!

Deerhound to owner: *hrmpf*