The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I think I deserve something extra good for dinner today, since I handled that Darwin-pup so nicely!
Owner to deerhound: Why? You always get something extra good for dinner!
Deerhound to owner: Oh, you call that...DOG FOOD extra good? NO, I want pancakes!
Owner to deerhound: Alright then...dry bread with nothing, coming up!
Deerhound to owner: #$%!!&%!!!!!
Owner to deerhound: I heard you!