The daily dialog

Deerhound to owner: I´ve got to go!
Owner to deerhound: It´s 04:30 in the middle of the night! Go        back to sleep!
Deerhound to owner: But I REALLY need to go..NOW! And I`m sooo hungry!
Owner to deerhound: Do you promise to be quick as ..... and then go right back to sleep after breakfast?
Deerhound to owner: Sure! You will make those yummy pancakes, right?
Owner to deerhound: You`v got to be kidding me!